Earth to Stepher?

When I play a late April Fools joke on my parents

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When a nice guy is interested in me

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When its a weekday

whatshouldbetchescallme:

WHEN IM TOO DRUNK TO GIVE THE CAB DRIVER DIRECTIONS

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

when someone asks you what’s wrong, but you don’t want to talk about it

mylifeasakitten:

so you’re just like,

when people from my hometown ask why they haven’t seen me in so long

mylifeasakitten:

WHEN I GET OUT OF CLASS

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AND THEN I’M LIKE:

THE CAB RIDE HOME FROM THE BAR

howdoiputthisgently: